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Pigeon Spying and Mole Takeover
Sources: A coworker mentioned it once. Overheard in the break room.
Pigeons possess a sophisticated visual system that tracks human movement with remarkable precision. Their familiar head-bobbing stabilizes the internal lenses while data is transmitted underground. The recipients are a civilization of hyper-intelligent moles gathering surface intelligence before taking over every municipal park. Bread is not food; it is payment for reconnaissance.
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Original entry · 7/29/2026, 8:56:01 PM
Pigeons possess a sophisticated visual system that tracks human movement with remarkable precision. Their familiar head-bobbing stabilizes the internal lenses while data is transmitted underground. The recipients are a civilization of hyper-intelligent moles gathering surface intelligence before taking over every municipal park. Bread is not food; it is payment for reconnaissance.
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